Most kids preferred to run in herds, shuffling through malls, hunting down cell phone accessories and gorging themselves on cocoa milkshakes. Over hundreds of days, through a process of natural selection, these impotent traits were discarded. A new human animal was born. His pack mentality was replaced with a new urge to think and act freely. The overwhelming desire to conform was traded for a willingness to stand alone. Alas, just as it has always been, the old world shunned the new and the boy was always destined to be Friendless.
While his peers lived normal teenage lives, trading pogs and hiding their erections from their maths teacher, Friendless lived in the shadows, watching and learning.
He found that the only way he could communicate with the world was through music. His soulful electronic tone was unique, like whales having sex on Quaaludes. The world finally took notice when he forged You, a stirring communique that spoke to artists like Kissy Sellout, Todd Edwards and Tensnake.
His folio continued to grow, lathering artists like Radiohead, Eryka Badu and Magnifik in the trademark soapy Friendless glaze. These re-edits caused an emotional cataclysm on Soundcloud, forcing users to really bear their souls with comments like ‘Vibing’, ‘cool man’ and ‘REPOSTED’.
The Friendless legend is growing; it’s only a matter of time until he touches you just the way you like it.